Benefits of Church Membership
- Membership in the Church is free of charge at this time. To join, message Dr. Thanos on wis.dm, or email join@metaversalism.com. (However, if you were recruited by an existing member, please let them take care of setting up your membership.)
- You can feel good that you are helping to promote an honest religion that provides common ground for people of all faiths (and no faith).
- You do not have to give up your existing religious beliefs (if any) to join Metaversalism; you only have to accept the rational understanding that those beliefs may well hold true only in a tiny fraction of universes like ours. You can accept this fact at a cognitive level, while still choosing to act "on faith" as if your old religious beliefs really are true, in this universe - since you may believe that the universe is better off for your acting this way. But, accepting metaversalism can help you to better appreciate and respect the beliefs of people of other faiths.
- Each member of the Church of Metaversalism is assigned a unique Member Number, in the order of joining. If Metaversalism becomes the next great world religion, small member numbers will be a badge of honor. Get yours today!
- Each member of the Church receives a free lifetime email address @metaversalism.com, and can access webmail and other Church resources via the member Portal page.
- Donations to the church will be tax-deductible, as soon as we receive our tax-exempt status.
- Once we have raised enough funds, we will design and print up hats and T-shirts, which anyone can buy. To the extent we can afford it, free hats and T-shirts will also be given out to members, in the order that they joined - another advantage of joining early.
- Membership does not presently require any service activities, but we do request that, to help promote the church, each member should please try to recruit at least one new member a week. There are 3 members as of 9/10/2007, so if each member meets this recruiting goal, virtually everyone on Earth will be a Church member by the end of next April. (Due to the power of exponential growth.)
Figure 1. Hypothetical growth in Church membership if each member recruits 1 new member each week.
Present Status of the Church
As of this writing (9/10/2007), the Church has been conceived by the Founder of Metaversalism, Dr. Thanos, some initial webpages have been created, and six additional members (#1-6) have joined. Dr. Thanos intends to create a non-profit organization in the near future to establish the Church as a legal entity, after which he will file for tax-exempt status. After this, the Church can begin accepting donations from interested parties.
History of the Church
- September 8, 2007 - Metaversalism.com created.
- September 10, 2007 - Church page and other pages created. Members #1 and #2 joined.
- September 11, 2007 - Week 1 recruitment drive kicked off. Goal: 3 new members by next Tuesday. Members #3-6 joined. Goal exceeded in the first day of the membership drive. The Church is now "more than doubling in size every day."
Figure 2. Actual membership growth since the Church's founding. Note that the Church more than doubled in size after only the first day of its membership drive!
- April 6, 2008 - After experiencing a seven-month drought in new membership recruitment, the Church has gained three new members (#7-#9) over the weekend. The Church now has ten members, including the Founder. We now also have a team site, squidoo lens, and an online store selling a bumper sticker and a poster.
Figure 3. After our early exponential-growth phase, our membership plateaued for seven months while our Lord Thanos was otherwise occupied, but now it is beginning to grow again.






